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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend
say

aaj main boht khush hon
Mango kia mangtay ho

Molvi sharma k bola:
Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.
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Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy:
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi per tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya...

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala, car, jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard ek jasay hote han wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi pooch raha tha..

Ek admi bakrian chara raha thi
Sardar: vey bakrian kithe le chailla en?
Admi :inhen school chorne ja raha hn
Sardar :menu pagal samjhia e?
aj te atwar ae.
Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?
Jab ap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon aor koi aa kar kahe..
China ka Hay?

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Haiy!
Post Master: andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Samjh nai a Rhai Kidhair jaaon?

Dulha Apney Dost Sey Shadi key din
Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Batao Jo
Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon
Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay.
Dost:Tum Jaatay He Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa!

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

Funny Urdu Quotes Urdu Quotes In English Images About Life For Facebook On Love On Friendship On Education Pics

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